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Hunger Signs


FAQ: lack of activated snack receptors in the brain.

Symptoms: pounding headache, difficultly concentrating, snackropomorphic vision (people start looking like food) and light sensitivity.

Acute Irratio-
nal Craving Disorder

FAQ: A treatable form of taste neurosis.

Symptoms: desire to buy everything at the grocery store, inexplicable urge to taste common household items, eating your pet’s food, and enjoying the flavor of tree bark.


FAQ: Also known as appetitis, this is a serious condition affecting an individual’s appetite.

Symptoms: loud, inopportune stomach noises, indifference to boring foods, and taste duds replacing taste buds.


FAQ: Often characterized by a faint tingling sensation in the finger region.

Symptoms: difficulty texting friends, sluggish control of video games, struggling to press buttons, and inability to handle remote control.

Snackless Leg

FAQ: This ailment is caused by a sDNA (snack deliciousness notifying agent) deficiency in the lower extremities.

Symptoms: continued aimless walking to the fridge, sudden outbursts of uncontrollable dancing at inappropriate times, and increased toe tapping.

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Research Study #103A2

What'd You Say? 3-2-1 Pizza Research Study
3-2-1 Daily Consumption Graph
3-2-1 Pizza Consumption Graph
  • 3-2-1 Pizza Statistics: 30,000 Americans Make Poor Snack Decisions a Day
  • 3-2-1 Pizza Statistics: 10 of 10 Choose 3-2-1 Pizza as a Late Night Snack Over Others
  • 3-2-1 Pizza Statistics: .001% of Adults don't like Pizza
  • 3-2-1 Pizza Statistics: 100% of the time 3-2-1 Pizza is Ready Before Any Pizza Delivery Service
3-2-1 Pizza: 4.5 out of 5 Individuals Suffer From Snack Symptoms
Satisfaction Bell Curve
3-2-1 Pizza: Satisfaction Bell Curve
PTUs (Pizza Time Units)
  • 3-2-1 Pizza: Pizza Time Unit
  • 3-2-1 Pizza: Pizza Time Unit
  • 3-2-1 Pizza: Pizza Time Unit
  • 3-2-1 Pizza: Pizza Time Unit
Pizzaology 101:
3-2-1 Pizza: Pizzaology 101
Submit Your Pizza Art
3-2-1 Pizza: Pizza Art
Pizza Storage Statistics